The Pussy Magnet

Tiffany. 17. Taken. Soulless, not heartless. I love cats. I cry a lot. I like funny things.
theblogafterthatcomingofagemovie asked: 1) your blog rules 2) your eyebrow game is on POINT 3) your username RULEZ \mm/


Answer:

You are too sweet😘

dekutree:

fall2000:

vinebox:

That one friend that be goin too far listening to music

Me

i am that friend

(via weedfairie)

cosimaniehaaus:

agentdarcy:

friendly reminder that there’s a cut scene in Thor that while the Destroyer is blowing shit up, Darcy runs into the pet store to save all the animals and give them to people leaving the town

as things are being set on fire around her, she talks to the dog, telling him I  won’t let the big scary monster step on you,  and names it Baker

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(Source: assistantdarcy, via lankyweirddude)

gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

(via stars-not-constellations)

high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

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I just want hickeys and self esteem

(Source: counterparrts, via letskiss-alot)

fartgallery:

readingaroundthemovies:

fartgallery:

i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded

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